That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise
really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???
How I imagine it went down
so in the game alter ego my character magically became pregnant even though she never had sex with her bf and when she told him she was pregnant he basically said “i cant do this” and broke up with my character i am basically playing as the virgin mary
since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here
this tho seriously
By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’
Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.
Stop for a moment to consider Steve talking to Bucky and comparing his height pre- and post-serum, saying “I guess you gotta look up to me now, huh?”
And Bucky replying “I always looked up to you, kid.”
LOOK AT HT IS AND TRY AND TE LL ME HE DOESNT LOO K LIKE A TURTLE
LOO K AT IT