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Murder by Flying Death Frisbee
bepsiboy:

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???

bepsiboy:

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???

How I imagine it went down

C.S. Lewis: I made you a character in my book!
J.R.R. Tolkien: OMG me too!
Lewis: You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!
Tolkien: ...
Lewis: Who am I?
Tolkien: A tree
Lewis: ............
Tolkien: But, like, a cool tree

oh-felix-yusofine:

so in the game alter ego my character magically became pregnant even though she never had sex with her bf and when she told him she was pregnant he basically said “i cant do this” and broke up with my character i am basically playing as the virgin mary

why does my vet look like jared leto

  #his hair is so fabulous    #im jealous    #adventures with jamie  

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

taeyeonlikesgirls:

zayrn:

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

this tho seriously

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

prmartyls:

By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

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fratboybucky:

lucithor:

Stop for a moment to consider Steve talking to Bucky and comparing his height pre- and post-serum, saying “I guess you gotta look up to me now, huh?”

And Bucky replying “I always looked up to you, kid.”

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enohcian:

LOOK  AT  HT IS AND TRY AND TE LL ME HE DOESNT LOO K LIKE A TURTLE

LOO K AT IT

rowena: i'm looking over the plans
godric: yeah
rowena: what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor
godric: oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason
rowena: why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school
godric: safest place
rowena: fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere
[in the distance]
salazar: there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong

itscasnotcass:

this was the best exchange in the whole series and you know it ok